Stash

This afternoon, I finally had time to sift through a stack of mail. I was surprised to see some changes had been made to my homeowner’s policy.

Apparently my policy will not cover property damage or theft due to any Cannabis/marijuana that I may have in my possession. So if that kilo in my closest goes up in flames, the only compensation will be to my hood…as in a big neighborhood BRICK block party! Ha!

Who would make a claim for lost weed? Seriously? I don’t care if it is medicinal, if you have that much dope to make a claim, than you aren’t just ingesting, your sharing for a profit.

I’m still laughing.