Do You Want Fries With That?

WARNING ELDERLY PARENTS WITH HEARING PROBLEM RANT!

Hi Dad! I am on my way over, what do you want for dinner?

Cheeseburger from Mcdonald’s.

Ok. Fries?

Ok, goodbye!

No. Do you want fries?

Lies? Lies? What are you talking about?

No fries. FRIES! FRENCH FRIES!

Oh. No. Not fries. But anything sweet. Cheeseburger and something sweet.

Apple pie?

Ok, goodbye.

No! PIE! PIE!

That is what I said! Goodbye!

No, DO YOU WANT APPLE PIE?

NO, I don’t want any fries! They’re too fattening!

NO! I said APPLE PIES! PIES!

OK! Goodbye! See you when you get here.

Ok. Goodbye. I’m bringing you freakin cookies